When the Weekly World News stopped producing the paper version of “The World’s Only Reliable Newspaper,” the only question on my mind was, “What’s going to happen to Bat Boy?”   I now have my answer.  Bat Boy continues to show up in the online version of the Weekly World News, but he also moonlights as a spokes”person” for Birthline in Morrison County.  Here he is on a sign in Belle Prairie and in his original form:

Bat Boy in Belle Prairie, Minnesota Bat Boy

Let us all pay homage to Bat Boy.  It’s good to know he’s got steady employment.

Hey . . . wasn’t there a fishing lure manufactured in Pierz called “The Bat?”

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