I was entering Coborn’s the other day and my eye caught a small, triangular sign on the door.  It read, “Audio monitoring on these premises.”  Hmmm.  They’re listening to our conversations now?  What are they hoping to discover in the grocery store, or hardware store, or  video store?  Where are those hidden microphones?

Filled with that creeping sensation,

Phineas F. A. Pickerel